1 00:00:16,265 --> 00:00:17,267 Oh. 2 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:21,105 Making some last-minute design tweaks? 3 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,441 -Yeah. -An artist's work is never done. 4 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:28,737 Moving furniture helps me release anger. 5 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,281 Okay. 6 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,323 Right in front of a fire alarm. 7 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:38,747 Uh, so, um, are you ready to dazzle the reporter from Leisure Magazine? 8 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:41,876 No, you can handle it. I mean, what would you need me for? 9 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:46,171 According to you, I don't care about this place at all. 10 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,175 Uh, wait, I-I can't do it without you. 11 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,926 You're the design expert, 12 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:54,805 and I thought you might want to spend some time together 13 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,390 because, well, 14 00:00:56,473 --> 00:01:02,229 Octavio may have mentioned something about you still having feelings for me. 15 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,939 Octavio? What? 16 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,024 He doesn't know how I feel. 17 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,612 He's an immature telenovela star. He sees romance everywhere. 18 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:12,823 Aha! I knew you didn't like him. 19 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,033 In your face, Octavio! 20 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:17,119 Okay, so you're both immature. 21 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:21,415 Look, tomorrow I'm gonna put on a smile, I'm gonna cut the ribbon, 22 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,459 and I'm gonna show face at the party. 23 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,003 And then I'm leaving on the first flight to Milano. 24 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,254 But... 25 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,256 -Julia... -Oh. 26 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:32,093 Don't forget to tell the reporters about those chairs 27 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:34,553 that I had specially upholstered from Morocco. 28 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,932 You can't find authentic Berber fabric here. 29 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:39,767 Wh-What's Berber? 30 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,519 Who's Berber? 31 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,853 Julia! 32 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:47,065 Okay, so, that's the pool. 33 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,861 This is where we had a memorial for my dead mentor. 34 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,031 That's a mural my son-in-law won't let me see. 35 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,658 And in there is the ballroom. 36 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,411 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 37 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:01,413 The ballroom? 38 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:06,377 The famous ballroom from the 1986 Miss Universe pageant? 39 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,127 Mm-hmm. 40 00:02:08,669 --> 00:02:10,756 I mean, there must be a wild story behind that day. 41 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:11,965 Yeah. 42 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,550 There is. 43 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:22,559 Is there anyone else I could speak to? Like a manager? Someone? 44 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,355 There will be a Head of Operations eventually, 45 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,607 but I haven't hired one yet. 46 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,819 No one has the passion that I have for this place. 47 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,571 Clearly. 48 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,865 -María! Hi! -Hi. 49 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,410 We are so honored you're here. 50 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,120 I'm Paloma, Máximo's daughter. 51 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,247 I'm just going to steal him for one second. 52 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,414 Yeah. 53 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,875 Okay, listen! 54 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,086 I know you're bummed Julia backed out. 55 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:52,381 But all of this will have been for nothing if we get bad press. 56 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,176 Fine, you're right. You're right. Besides... 57 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,847 I'm way too fragile for a negative review right now. 58 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,557 Hmm. 59 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,019 Come on. Let's go. 60 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:08,814 My dad would be delighted to tell you all about the pageant 61 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,025 with many incredible twists and turns. 62 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,317 Great. 63 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:13,903 It was July... 64 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,988 It was July 1986, 65 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:17,990 and I was about to embark 66 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:22,494 on the most challenging day I had ever faced at Las Colinas. 67 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,081 Okay, folks, we're almost ready to go live 68 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:29,210 to 500 million people watching around the world. 69 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:31,337 Ah, ah, ah, ah! 70 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:34,423 That is half a billion people, people! 71 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,258 Thanks, Dulce. 72 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,719 But maybe don't add to my stress right now. 73 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,307 Janet Lacroix, the very important CEO of Miss Universe, 74 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,519 is looking for a few last-minute seat fillers in the audience. 75 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:49,354 Would anyone mind volunteering three hours of their... 76 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,815 You wanna watch? 77 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:55,027 Well, I just think it's good for the baby 78 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,822 to be exposed to large crowds at a young age. 79 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,365 Thanks, guys. Hope you have fun. 80 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,617 Oh, this isn't about "fun." 81 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:03,619 This is about witnessing 82 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,205 the end of Miss Venezuela's reign of terror. 83 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,249 She can't win every year... 84 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,334 Thank you, Lupe? 85 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,419 Okay. 86 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:12,795 Now remember, everybody, please, 87 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:15,089 this is not just about how the broadcast looks, 88 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,508 it's about how we look as a resort. 89 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,761 It is the only chance for Las Colinas to reclaim its number one status. 90 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,221 We fail in this task... 91 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:25,807 Well, I have the time-share investors on speed dial. 92 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,310 You heard the man! 93 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,937 No room for mistakes. 94 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,857 There are still a lot of checks to check off the checklist. 95 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,775 First of which is to find my checklist. 96 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,444 Go, team! 97 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,655 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! 98 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,198 Focus. 99 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,950 Venezuela! 100 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,495 Wow! No notes! 101 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,497 Finland, honey, uncross your legs. 102 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,791 You look like a baby deer. 103 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,544 France! 104 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,588 Oh, some pipes on that one. 105 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:58,507 -Uh, just a thought, Janet. -France! 106 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:01,385 Maybe we could have the contestants say their country and their name. 107 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,387 Give it a more personal touch. 108 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,098 Fun idea, Diane, but we're chasing daylight here. 109 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,809 Why don't you stick to handling hotel business, 110 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,561 and I'll handle the pageant? 111 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,606 Like two distinct, organized lanes. 112 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,107 Of course. 113 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,900 I'm only here to help. 114 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,487 I'm so glad we're on the same page. 115 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,702 Oh, very fancy. 116 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,496 Oh, yes, my love. 117 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,832 This is a classy event. 118 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,461 I wish you didn't wear that shirt. 119 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,171 Relax. I'll just button up the blazer. 120 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:38,672 Look. No one can see it. 121 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,049 But if Julia wins, 122 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,259 then I'll show it off in all its glory! 123 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,802 That's the spirit. 124 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,514 Are you sure this is where you want to spend your last night 125 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:47,598 before you go to Vassar? 126 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,849 It's just... 127 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,517 not really our style. 128 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,020 I'm just happy to be someplace 129 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:56,940 where Doña Rosita isn't snoring between us on the couch. 130 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,239 I'm Máximo's mom, Dulce. 131 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,490 Can't be too careful about fakes. 132 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,576 You were just at my posada. 133 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:08,744 And? 134 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,288 I babysat you as a child. 135 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,891 That means nothing to me. 136 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,835 -Go ahead. -Ay. 137 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,002 I'm gonna tell your mom. 138 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,798 Five away from the opening cultural dance, ladies. Let's go. 139 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,383 I can't believe we're actually here. 140 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,929 Azul, thanks for giving me this chance. 141 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,306 How could I not? 142 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,850 I mean, we've come a long way 143 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:33,102 since you designed my dress for graduation. 144 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,145 Do you remember? 145 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:36,688 Those shoulder pads were bigger than your head. 146 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:42,820 Azul, don't be nervous. 147 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:43,983 Everything's gonna be okay. 148 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,990 Okay, let's wrap up these interviews, folks. 149 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:50,286 Gloria, I know this is my 35th message to you, 150 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:53,372 but just-just give me one more chance and come to the pageant today. 151 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,416 I just wanna talk 152 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,125 and make out if it goes well. 153 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,211 Call me. 154 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:00,671 This is... This is Chad. 155 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:08,929 Ay, Chad. Chad, Chad, Chad. 156 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,682 It seems to me like you need some fatherly advice. 157 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,726 -Again, you're not my fa... -It's getting sad. 158 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,519 It's time for you to move on from Gloria. 159 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,563 Move on? There's no one else. 160 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,982 What do you mean there is no one else? Chad, por favor. 161 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,067 Literally the most amazing women in the world, 162 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:25,613 no, the universe, are all here right now. 163 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:28,032 You desperately need a distraction, 164 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,951 and Turks and Caicos is staring at you right now. 165 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,120 Well, tell them both I'm not interested. 166 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,790 Miss Turks and Caicos is one person, Chad. 167 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:38,083 We'll have a geography lesson later. 168 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,544 Well, I guess it couldn't hurt. 169 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,966 My mom did enter me in pageants as a kid, so we'd have something in common. 170 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,801 Blondest boy in Topeka 1974. 171 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,180 Okay. 172 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,431 Go get her. 173 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:07,863 Don Pablo?! 174 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,656 What are you doing here? 175 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,534 I just came to watch the pageant 176 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:12,993 and congratulate you. 177 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,329 That airport switcheroo, 178 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:16,830 very clever. 179 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,832 Thank you. Please have a seat. 180 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:21,752 Wait. 181 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,379 Are you here to play some sort of mind game? 182 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:24,839 Are you trying to rattle me? 183 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,715 No, no. Not at all. 184 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,760 I wouldn't miss the biggest event in Acapulco. 185 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:31,887 I also brought you a gift. 186 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,015 What's inside? 187 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,851 It's a king cobra, isn't it? 188 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,229 Or a bomb? Is something ticking? 189 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,395 Máximo. 190 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,523 Just open it. 191 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:48,403 Our añejo! 192 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,322 Something to celebrate with later. 193 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,615 Thank you, Don Pablo. 194 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:52,950 That's very kind of you. 195 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,535 Well, you deserve it. 196 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,668 Just out of curiosity, why aren't you sitting in your chair? 197 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,880 Oh, it's just, it's drying. 198 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,966 From the leather cleaner. 199 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,176 That's a thing. 200 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,179 Sure it is. 201 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,807 Well, I'm off to watch the show. 202 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,059 Máximo. 203 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,686 If you pull this off, 204 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,605 Las Colinas will be back on top 205 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:25,858 of all the best hotels in Acapulco. 206 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,151 Congratulations. 207 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,283 "If you pull this off." 208 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,619 Don Pablo meant well, 209 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,664 but I couldn't get his words out of my head. 210 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:45,210 And while the first round of the pageant had gone off without a hitch, 211 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,922 I decided to check backstage 212 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:51,592 to make sure everything was running smoothly. 213 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,221 God, it's so hot. 214 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,644 Máximo! 215 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:04,855 What is wrong with the A/C? 216 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,565 It is 100 degrees in here. 217 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,067 This is murder for the contestants. 218 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,860 And worse, my hair. 219 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,947 This event is meant to make Las Colinas look elegant, 220 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:17,159 but instead we all look like roadies for Whitesnake, Máximo. 221 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:20,079 Do you know who is melting, Máximo? 222 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,122 Miss Sri-freaking-Lanka. 223 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,834 You knew we'd have big lights and blow dryers. 224 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,210 Didn't you plan for this? 225 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,212 Girls are dying onstage. 226 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,631 Except Miss Venezuela. 227 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,383 My rock. 228 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,634 Her hair's perfect. 229 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:34,760 Don't worry, Ms. Lacroix. 230 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,637 I'll get the air conditioning fixed ASAP. 231 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,396 I can't believe you made it to the semifinals! 232 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:46,981 You beat out 67 other contestants! 233 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,191 -Yeah! -Bunch of losers, huh? 234 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,234 Oh, Julia! 235 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,277 Don't worry, they can't understand. 236 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:54,947 I speak five languages. 237 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:56,532 Jerk. 238 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:57,658 Eh. 239 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,701 Oh! 240 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:00,828 Everything okay? 241 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:03,122 Yeah, yeah. It's just the heat is making 242 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,290 the dress stick to your skin. 243 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,501 Just one more tug... 244 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,336 and I... 245 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:12,840 Oh no! 246 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:14,258 No! 247 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:20,180 That is Mandarin for, "You're screwed." 248 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,685 Thanks for helping me fix the A/C, Paco. 249 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:25,686 You saved me. 250 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,229 Please, you saved me. 251 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,483 My wife said I wasn't allowed to see the swimsuit competition. 252 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:32,276 Wait. Why hasn't it kicked in yet? 253 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:33,694 Oh, well. 254 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:34,904 It's an old machine. 255 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:35,946 But... 256 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,573 give it a second. 257 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,493 Folks, we're getting closer to crowning our queen. 258 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:44,163 So top off your martinis and tell your wives that you love 'em, 259 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:48,292 'cause coming up next, we'll meet our gorgeous semifinalists. 260 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,504 I'm Bill Baylor, former Mister Oklahoma. 261 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:54,590 I know you'll miss this pretty face, but don't worry, 262 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,217 I'll see you in a few. 263 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,221 And, cut. 264 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,973 Commercial break, everyone. Thank you. 265 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,935 Ah, Dios mío. I need water. 266 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,104 I need water. It's so hot. 267 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:11,482 It feels like Satan's nethers after a marathon. 268 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,278 Hail Mary, full of grace, 269 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,657 please let this angel-faced white man, Bill Baylor, 270 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,200 be okay... 271 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:22,326 My love, 272 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,369 it's so hot. 273 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,079 I'm sweating buckets. 274 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,415 Can I please take my blazer off? 275 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,960 Hang in there, my love. Not until Julia wins. 276 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,294 Come on! 277 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,632 Hey Sara, 278 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:40,052 I heard you got into NYU! 279 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,512 How exciting! 280 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,514 The Big Apple! 281 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,890 -So cool, right? -Mm-hmm. 282 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:45,933 When do you leave?! 283 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,059 I leave in a few weeks! 284 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,019 Aída leaves for Vassar tomorrow. 285 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,772 Ooh, Vassar! 286 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,399 Sounds fancy. 287 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:54,942 Is that near Park Avenue? 288 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,528 No. It's upstate New York. 289 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,780 But we're going to make it work. 290 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,116 So you're gonna be long distance. 291 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,245 Wow. You're both brave. 292 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,498 Yeah, it was not for us. 293 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,584 It was so stressful. 294 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,960 I barely ate. 295 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,795 I lost clumps of my hair. 296 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:18,048 I waited by the phone all day. 297 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,175 Until Lorena broke up with me. 298 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,635 In a letter. 299 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,761 It was pretty awful. 300 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:26,139 I wouldn't wish that pain on my worst enemy: 301 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:27,808 my sister Inés. 302 00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,691 No. No. No, that won't happen to you guys! 303 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:36,734 Because, 304 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,278 because you're independent! 305 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,696 And strong! 306 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,615 MUCH stronger than us! 307 00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:43,866 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. 308 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,242 -Yeah. -Yeah. 309 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,706 We're going to get some air. 310 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:51,832 Mm-hmm. 311 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,627 Bill, don't quit on me. 312 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,170 Bill, wake up. 313 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,462 It's Beto, your buddy. 314 00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,465 Remember our trip to Panama? 315 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,633 Beto, is it really you? 316 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,637 We'll always have Panama. 317 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,264 The country and the song. 318 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,476 What happened to fixing the A/C, Máximo? I thought you had this handled. 319 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,061 We-We fixed it, I-I swear. 320 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:14,105 It takes a few minutes to kick in. 321 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,231 In the meantime, I'll go get some fans. 322 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,652 This isn't some rinky-dink local pageant in Boise. 323 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,278 We can't come back without a host. 324 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,571 Well, I might have an idea... 325 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,198 -Diane, not now. -Janet, if you just listen to m... 326 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,909 Quiet! I just need to think. 327 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,472 Maggie! 328 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:33,373 Can't you just stab Bill with an EpiPen or something? 329 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:38,504 Máximo, if you don't fix the A/C right now, this resort is as good as gone. 330 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:43,634 We are back in five, four, three, two... 331 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,052 Bill. Bill! 332 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,471 How are we back? We have no host! 333 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,849 Welcome back to Miss Universe. 334 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,350 I'm Diane Davies, 335 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,186 and I'll be your substitute host for the evening. 336 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:57,022 Now, Bill is fine, and he's resting backstage. 337 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,233 You've gotta be kidding me. 338 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,154 Hot air? Máximo, no mames. 339 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,156 What happened?! Why didn't it work! 340 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,324 I told you. 341 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,909 The A/C system has been here longer than I have. 342 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,494 It's from the early 70s. 343 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,539 Does anyone know how to fix it? 344 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,628 Okay, folks, how we all feeling tonight? 345 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:29,513 And that's why I installed an energy-efficient A/C system this time. 346 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,765 If it were up to my dad, 347 00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:34,351 this place would be powered by jet fuel and elephant tusks. 348 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:38,230 I'm just happy you've taken a real interest in Las Colinas, mija. 349 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,691 I'm proud of you. 350 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,359 I'm sorry. 351 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,028 I hate to interrupt this father-daughter dance 352 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,238 that's going on here, but can we get back to the story? 353 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,574 -Whatever happened with the A/C? -We'll get to that. 354 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:52,286 But first, let's check in with my sister and Aída. 355 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,371 Detours are kind of his thing. 356 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:56,874 So, the two of them... 357 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,042 Oh, okay. We're doing this again. Yeah. 358 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:01,003 Are they right? 359 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,631 Are we making a mistake trying long distance? 360 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,301 I don't know. 361 00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:10,513 But what do we do 362 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:12,181 when we aren't sure about something? 363 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:14,725 Stop talking and make out? 364 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,976 No! 365 00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:17,436 The other thing! 366 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:19,980 Debate! 367 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:21,982 Great idea! 368 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,818 We can solve this with logic! 369 00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,736 staying together. 370 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,946 I'll take the negative: breaking up. 371 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:27,988 Va. 372 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,281 Your allotted time starts 373 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:30,949 now! 374 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:34,787 I affirm the resolution that we should stay together. 375 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,872 The train only takes 90 minutes. 376 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:40,167 Two Go-Go tapes and you're there! 377 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,711 Second, we are savvy women 378 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:43,921 who know how to prioritize. 379 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,590 We can find a schedule that works for us. 380 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,425 And third, 381 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,552 I need you. 382 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,598 Because we both know the other poetry majors will be 383 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:58,060 pretentious and smell like body odor. 384 00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,020 I conclude my statement. Go! 385 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,783 I stand in opposition that we stay together. 386 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,818 First, the train is 90 minutes, 387 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:09,363 but that doesn't include subway time and potential delays. 388 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,324 Second, college is a time for new experiences. 389 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,534 And if we're so focused on waiting by the phone, 390 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,954 we won't be fully immersed in our new environments, 391 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:19,622 damaging our future by not establishing 392 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,125 new relationships in our freshman year. 393 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,169 And third, the success rate for long-distance couples 394 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,629 is 40 percent. 395 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,423 That's worse than divorce! 396 00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:29,091 And that's why I resolve, 397 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:31,009 that we should break up. 398 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,345 Time for rebuttals! 399 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,395 Aída? Your rebuttal? 400 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,901 Um... I don't really have one. 401 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,780 I guess you finally beat me. 402 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,542 Thanks for helping me. 403 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,502 I didn't know what else to do. 404 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:07,629 This machine is a beast. 405 00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:10,424 A little trick I learned 406 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,676 during the heat wave of '78. 407 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,347 You okay? 408 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,183 Great. 409 00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:20,684 Perfect. 410 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,978 I try all day, 411 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,521 and you fix it in one minute. 412 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,400 Well, 413 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,778 you couldn't have known, 414 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:32,821 it took me a week to figure that out. 415 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,072 You don't get it. 416 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,729 This pageant is a complete disaster and it's all my fault. 417 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,746 When Janet toured the resort I told her we could pull this off. 418 00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:44,458 But a good leader would've anticipated this problem. 419 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,795 If you were still here, 420 00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,171 none of this would have happened. 421 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,548 Máximo. 422 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,009 When I had your job, 423 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,094 I felt all the same things you're feeling. 424 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,180 It's normal to second guess yourself. 425 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,724 But when it mattered most, I failed. 426 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,102 I lied before. 427 00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:07,356 The real reason I haven't sat in the chair 428 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,233 is because I don't feel like I've earned it. 429 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,194 Listen. 430 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:16,031 Now is the time to start trusting your own instincts. 431 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,407 In your intuition. 432 00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:19,910 They got you this far. 433 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,371 In big moments, 434 00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,872 you have to fall back on that. 435 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,742 And in regards to that chair, 436 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:28,502 I hated it. 437 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,628 It squeaks! 438 00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:31,567 I didn't take it with me for a reason. 439 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,844 It's just a chair, Máximo. 440 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,309 Meanwhile, Chad was deep into his date 441 00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:44,643 with Turks and Caicos, 442 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,396 but he decided to focus on a third woman: 443 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,898 Gloria. 444 00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:52,276 You know, Gloria has this dream of owning a farm one day. 445 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:55,362 I'd tend to the fields and she'd milk the goats. 446 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,574 She does this impression of a goat that's kind of like a... a... 447 00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:01,368 No, it's... it's, like, actually a higher register. It's... 448 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:06,123 -No, it's... -That's okay. I can imagine it. 449 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:10,794 You've painted a very detailed picture of your ex. 450 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,672 Sorry, I di-didn't mean to ramble on about Gloria. 451 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:14,882 That's okay. 452 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:19,512 Her laugh, her smile, the smell of her hair... 453 00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:22,014 I'm doing it again. I'm sorry. I-I'll stop. 454 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,559 Thanks for listening, Claudette. 455 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,948 I'm really glad that you got disqualified. 456 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:29,938 Yeah. 457 00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:35,778 Talking to you about your ex was a great consolation prize. 458 00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,487 How about a hug? 459 00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,406 Oh. 460 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,075 Oh. Okay. 461 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:51,335 -I had no idea how much I needed this. -Mmm. 462 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,380 Oh, uh, I forgot to tell you about my days as a pageant boy... 463 00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:56,132 All righty. 464 00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:57,466 Take care now. 465 00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:05,433 And we are back in 60 seconds, people. 466 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:08,310 How fabulous is this? They love me. 467 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,354 Today you're not just mi reina, mi reina. 468 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,397 You're everyone's reina. 469 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:16,485 I can't believe you just waltzed on that stage without consulting me. 470 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,779 Janet, I tried, but you shut me out. 471 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:22,616 And I think we can both agree it's better to have a host than no host at all. 472 00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:25,161 Thirty seconds, everyone. 473 00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:27,163 Okay. I'll let you be. 474 00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:28,956 Good luck. 475 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:32,000 Diane, let me make it crystal clear. 476 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,962 These are your interview questions. 477 00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:38,090 Stick to the script. 478 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:45,639 Last chance, ladies. Five, four, three... 479 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,893 Julia, we're running out of time. 480 00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:51,645 -Just pin it. -No, I can do it. 481 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:52,730 Just trust me. 482 00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:55,941 It's time for evening gowns and interviews. 483 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:59,069 May I present to you our five finalists. 484 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,322 Miss Finland. 485 00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:04,950 Miss Venezuela. 486 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,495 Come on. Julia. 487 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,778 Miss Mexico. 488 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,165 Miss Chad. 489 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,168 Oh, that's neat. 490 00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:16,461 And Miss Colombia. 491 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,381 Go, go, go! 492 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,846 With the event finally on track, 493 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:28,599 I made it back in time to see Julia's big moment. 494 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:31,643 Everything we'd both worked for was coming together. 495 00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:33,938 It's beautiful, mi amor. 496 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:36,065 It is... Isn't it? 497 00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:39,527 Wow. Julia does seem very talented. 498 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:40,861 She is. 499 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:43,614 It's why I hired her to design the hotel. 500 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:45,199 She inspires me. 501 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:49,578 Truthfully, none of this would've happened without her. 502 00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:53,916 This Berber chair, 503 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:58,421 she got it especially upholstered from Morocco. 504 00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:00,756 Hmm. That's not Berber. 505 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,049 That one is. 506 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,093 Oh. 507 00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:07,346 But it does seem like you and Julia have quite the history. 508 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:10,057 We do. So much history. 509 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,976 No, no, no, no. Keep it light. Keep it bright. 510 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:13,894 Okay. So... 511 00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:16,689 -Sara and Aída had just broken up. -Hmm. 512 00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:18,732 -Hey, here. Here. -Mmm? Oh, okay. 513 00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:23,445 What are we doing, Aída? 514 00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:27,658 Why are we letting other people get in our head? 515 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,286 Because... 516 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:34,206 you made some really compelling points before. 517 00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:38,127 That statistic about long-distance couples. 518 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,336 I made that up! 519 00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:41,338 I made that up. 520 00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:43,590 Look, I know I made a logical argument. 521 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,009 But love isn't logical. 522 00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:48,095 Aída. 523 00:23:48,679 --> 00:23:49,722 When you love someone, it should be. 524 00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:50,931 Hold on. 525 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,559 Are you saying, 526 00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,269 you love me? 527 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,191 Well. 528 00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:05,070 I'm not saying I don't love you. 529 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,617 I love you, too. 530 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:16,332 You know this means I actually won the debate, right? 531 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:17,708 Let me tell you. 532 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:19,751 Well. 533 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,839 The young lady can have this win. 534 00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,215 Thank you! Thank you! 535 00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:39,230 Well, thank you, Miss Mexico, for that very relatable answer 536 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:41,648 on how you maintain your perfect figure. 537 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:46,112 All right, next up we have Miss Colombia. 538 00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:47,780 As Diane looked at her questions, 539 00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:49,532 like "Who's your dream guy?" 540 00:24:49,615 --> 00:24:51,992 And "Describe your ultimate shopping spree," 541 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:55,579 she was flooded with memories of her difficult time in Hollywood. 542 00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:57,832 Now that she was on the other side, 543 00:24:57,915 --> 00:25:01,293 Diane wanted to ask the questions she wanted to answer. 544 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:05,547 You know what, folks? 545 00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:10,427 I think we're going to mix things up a bit. 546 00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:16,642 Azul, what feeds your soul? 547 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:21,021 Well... 548 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:23,982 You know... 549 00:25:27,361 --> 00:25:29,071 I think it's my friends. 550 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:34,160 And one of my oldest friends designed the dress I'm wearing today. 551 00:25:34,243 --> 00:25:35,494 Julia González. 552 00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,164 She's always been thoughtful, 553 00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:41,292 and that's evident in the story behind this dress. 554 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:45,421 It is made out of stones in the colors of Caño Cristales, 555 00:25:45,504 --> 00:25:48,966 a place we went to every summer as kids in Colombia. 556 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,469 And to get the chance to collaborate with her, 557 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,929 that truly feeds my soul. 558 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:55,097 Thank you. 559 00:25:57,099 --> 00:25:59,601 The river they played in as kids?! 560 00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:01,437 Nope. This is too much for me. 561 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,563 I can't. 562 00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:04,899 I can't! 563 00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:09,403 I know, it's emotional, my love. 564 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,947 Relax. This dress is cute, but 565 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:15,450 it's no Miss Ethiopia 1978. THAT was a dress. 566 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,995 My water just broke! 567 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:19,330 Sorry Memo, 568 00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:21,957 I thought I might be having contractions, 569 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,835 but I couldn't miss Julia's dress reveal! 570 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,295 Breathe! Breathe! 571 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:27,838 Lorena's in labor! 572 00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:29,423 Lorena's in labor! 573 00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:30,924 Maggie! 574 00:26:31,592 --> 00:26:33,052 Who the hell is Lorena? 575 00:26:33,135 --> 00:26:34,929 Uh, she's a seat filler. 576 00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:36,639 A seat filler? 577 00:26:36,722 --> 00:26:39,141 Dear God. We have to get her out immediately. 578 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:41,143 I agree. I am so sorry. It is unacceptable. 579 00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:43,813 It's all right, everyone. Just a little commotion. 580 00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:45,815 She's not just a seat filler. 581 00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:47,900 She's a dear friend and one of my best employees. 582 00:26:47,983 --> 00:26:49,944 And she's clearly in pain right now. 583 00:26:50,027 --> 00:26:51,320 We can't make any decisions 584 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:53,239 before I have someone check on Lorena's health. 585 00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:54,532 The hell you will. 586 00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:59,119 Máximo, if you interrupt the broadcast, it will ruin our reputation as a resort. 587 00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:01,914 Like Don Pablo had told me, 588 00:27:01,997 --> 00:27:05,876 I needed to trust my instincts, no matter what the consequences were. 589 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:09,004 I don't care. 590 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:10,548 If choosing the safety of my team 591 00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:12,883 is really what is going to break this hotel, 592 00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:15,386 it's fine. 593 00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:17,346 It's not the hotel we want to be. 594 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:22,560 Oh. 595 00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:25,938 Our Head of Operations, Máximo, has graced us with his presence. 596 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,566 Qué fun! 597 00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:30,818 Hello, everyone. And viewers. 598 00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:33,154 I'm sorry for interrupting this special evening, 599 00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:35,072 but the program will have to wait. 600 00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,574 This is an emergency. 601 00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:39,785 A member of my team is about to give birth, and she needs our help. 602 00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:41,495 Is there a doctor in the house? 603 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,708 I am. 604 00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:47,501 Of course she's a doctor! 605 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:50,128 How wonderful. 606 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,470 Cut to commercial. Now! 607 00:28:00,055 --> 00:28:02,016 It's going to be okay, Lorena. Everything's going to be okay. 608 00:28:02,099 --> 00:28:04,810 Yes, my love. Just breathe in through your nose. 609 00:28:05,227 --> 00:28:06,645 Or mouth. 610 00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:08,272 God, which is it? 611 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,608 Thank God you're here, Dr. Miss Venezuela. Thank you so much. 612 00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:12,818 Of course. Lorena, how are you holding up? 613 00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:14,653 It's not like they say in the books! 614 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:15,738 It's definitely worse. 615 00:28:15,821 --> 00:28:17,531 I'm just going to do a quick exam. 616 00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:18,949 Okay. 617 00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:21,994 Okay. 618 00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:24,621 It's time to move you to a more private room. 619 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:27,166 That being said, this baby is coming soon. 620 00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:28,793 Soon? Like how soon? 621 00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:30,586 I don't have my bouncy ball from lamaze... 622 00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:31,670 YOU'LL BE FINE, MEMO! 623 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:32,713 Okay! 624 00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:35,132 Okay, okay! Let's go to a private room, my love! 625 00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:36,258 Come on, my love. Come on. 626 00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:40,888 All righty, everyone. And we're back in five, four, three... 627 00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:44,642 Welcome back, everyone. 628 00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,018 What a night, huh? 629 00:28:46,185 --> 00:28:48,061 I am with you honey. You can do this! 630 00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:50,439 And the crown goes to... 631 00:28:51,857 --> 00:28:52,858 She's crowning! 632 00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:54,902 Miss Colombia! 633 00:28:56,153 --> 00:28:58,488 Bravo! Bravo! 634 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:00,991 Go for it, my love! 635 00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:03,160 Let's go, Julia! 636 00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:35,234 We're naming her Lupita. 637 00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:37,319 Oh. I'm honored. 638 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:40,989 Lupita Venezuela Reyes Molina. 639 00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:44,660 At least my name is in first place. 640 00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:52,460 I can't even believe that. 641 00:29:52,543 --> 00:29:55,421 I mean, you were Mister Oklahoma for four years in a row. 642 00:29:55,504 --> 00:29:58,591 -How'd you do that? -Ah, it was a long road. 643 00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:01,761 Trying different talents, uh, new teeth. 644 00:30:01,844 --> 00:30:04,138 -Oh. -You can't just be a one-trick pony. 645 00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:08,058 You have to tell a story onstage that dazzles the judges 646 00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:10,519 and really brings them into your world. 647 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:13,647 My talent was a roller-skating routine to the song "Macho Man." 648 00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:16,567 That's good too. 649 00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:21,280 Thank you. 650 00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:23,449 To the new Miss Universe. 651 00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:26,243 To the next big fashion designer. 652 00:30:28,579 --> 00:30:29,955 That was a rough one. 653 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:31,582 You did great. 654 00:30:32,165 --> 00:30:34,585 But yeah, that whole thing was a mess. 655 00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:36,545 This is probably it for me. 656 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:40,299 But at least Memo and Lorena's baby is healthy. 657 00:30:40,382 --> 00:30:42,301 That's what matters. Right? 658 00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:45,053 Oh, Máximo, you did the right thing. 659 00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:47,515 So, that was a total train wreck. 660 00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:50,643 But I just got off the phone with corporate, and... 661 00:30:50,726 --> 00:30:51,727 ...they loved it. 662 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,062 -What? -They did? 663 00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:56,190 The phones are ringing off the hook and people are going crazy 664 00:30:56,273 --> 00:30:59,944 over the "double crowning" on the ten o'clock news! 665 00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:01,427 Wow, that's incredible. 666 00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:04,448 Ah, Diane. 667 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:08,327 As much as I hate to admit it, you were a hit. 668 00:31:09,494 --> 00:31:11,997 I'll be in touch about hosting again next year. 669 00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:17,085 Well, well, well. I told you. 670 00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:20,255 You really are the queen of reinvention, mi reina. 671 00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:24,677 Watch out. You're dropping your drink. 672 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:28,263 Well, things got pretty out of hand back there, huh? 673 00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:30,724 And so much of it was your fault. 674 00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:34,311 But I respect a man who can go against me. 675 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:38,232 Looks like I won't have to be making that call to Florida after all, huh? 676 00:31:39,149 --> 00:31:41,152 Cheers to Las Colinas! 677 00:31:41,235 --> 00:31:44,155 Drinks on the house! 678 00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:48,117 One round! Only one round! 679 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,953 Okay, that turned out to be a pretty great story. 680 00:31:51,036 --> 00:31:54,123 Thank God for this one to come along and save the day. 681 00:31:54,206 --> 00:31:57,206 What is your title here, by the way? I'd love to include you in the article. 682 00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:02,089 -Well, uh... -Head of Operations. 683 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:05,718 Really? 684 00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:07,386 That's great. 685 00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:10,890 I thought about it, and I think I can make a real impact here. 686 00:32:10,973 --> 00:32:13,392 Oh. I might've been stalling on hiring someone, 687 00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:14,560 hoping this would happen. 688 00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:18,230 It was pretty obvious, Dad. But how'd you know I'd come around? 689 00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:19,774 Mija, 690 00:32:19,857 --> 00:32:23,194 you've been leading this place effortlessly for six months. 691 00:32:23,277 --> 00:32:26,238 I was just waiting for you to realize it. 692 00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:30,493 Sometimes it just takes a little extra time 693 00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:31,994 to believe in yourself. 694 00:32:43,338 --> 00:32:46,508 [Take a seat, Máximo! 695 00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:09,156 All right. I think I got all I need. 696 00:33:10,741 --> 00:33:13,285 I hope the grand reopening goes well. 697 00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:15,538 I'll be reaching out to Julia for some quotes. 698 00:33:15,621 --> 00:33:17,039 It's a shame she couldn't be here. 699 00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:20,083 Yeah. A shame for both of us... 700 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:23,545 I'll walk you out.